I'm new to this

Hello, even though im blogging im not actually a homosexual or a virgin!
My aim on here is to write things that come to my head that shouldn't be repeated infront of  polite company. The things I think of need a place to be told where you can't see my face and judge me because you don't really know who I am. Most of my friends think i'm either going to be arrested or famous, or maybe both if i'm lucky enough to get close to cutting Kerry Katona neck.
Im a student who is studying to be a primary school teacher, after all you can teach if you haven't been caught. Only joking.......i have been caught.
I currently live in london, which is to multi-cultural for my liking but what you going to do?
I like drinking and having a laugh. Which is what this blog is about, so if your easily offended, dont laugh or just unhappy with your sad internet blogging addicted life then don't read my blog.
thank you